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PostSubject: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:53 pm

For me a person in warcraft 3 once typed, "Ok I have to go &*%$ my girlfriend."
Silence and then another person replies, "Liar you're obviously a ten year old."
More silence and the person leaves.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:10 pm

well once while i was playing css on a surf server some people who were screwing around were pissing off this one admin by saying the holocaust didnt exist and it was only a myth so the admin got pissed off and they got into a big arguement on whether it existed or not and they were saying all the jews that were supposedly killed actually just are hiding in boxes somewhere in the world to make everyone think they're dead... i personally found it kinda funny since the admin was so serious and the people arguing were just screwing around
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:25 pm

my favorite was in TF2 and this guy asked everyone if they ever playing a game called Pirates. Then one guy said "yea. my butt was sore for a week"
and some other guy was like "he wasnt talking about the game"

dam butt-pirate


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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:20 pm

On Halo 3, pbandjtime was asking some dude on the other team (Social Slayer) if he likes little boys. (or children... I can't remember...)

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:23 pm

i'm pretty sure its children XD
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:24 pm

how did you know reyg??????????? confused

This one time when I played WoW a couple years ago, I was invited to join a guild as a low level character. I was flattered and accepted and got a cool tabard. However, I started looking at the guild chat and saw some interesting stuff. Here's what a normal conversation looked like.
Guy1: I love matchbox 20
Guy2: Me too, we should totally hang out sometime
Guy1: Little kids love matchbox 20.
Guy2: I know, I love little kids too.
Guy1: Their songs are just filled with so much emotion.
Guy2: I think I love you now.
Guy1: Me too.
Yeah, I swarmed frantically asking my cousin how to quit a guild and he told me to type /gquit
In my panic, I accidentally started typing variations of /gquit spelled incorrectly in the guild chat. The guild members started pestering me, begging me not to quit. They told me they would give me free matchbox 20 cds and let me come to their houses if I didn't quit. The whole experience kind of ruined WoW and matchbox 20 for me. pale
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:14 am

Sorry for double post, but I think that I kind of forgot a few things in this and I don't want to edit the top thing anymore. When I eventually did quit the guild, I was swarmed with letters telling me that they would never forget my innocent beauty or carefree attitude and would always be in their hearts. Best case scenario, it was a homosexual guild. Worst case, it was filled with pedophiles who wanted to rape me.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:59 am

so... what was the guild name?
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:47 am

In GTA IV I went up to some guy and he said, "I DON'T WANT A BANANA!" o.0

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:14 am

YEAH BANANA! My guild was an all tauren guild called love cows or something.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:41 pm

lol love cows.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:06 pm

Luvz2spooge!

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:34 pm

exIge97 wrote:
Luvz2spooge!
what does that mean?
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:25 pm

ewwww spooge ewwwww
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:34 pm

TheROFLcopter wrote:
ewwww spooge ewwwww

Heh heh... He gets it... It's also from South Park.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:17 pm

South Park? Alright, let me get into South Park thinking. Hmm. Crude Humor. Crazy sexual jokes. Poorly drawn characters. Wait. Oh my goodness. Ew. pale
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:06 am

wat a low blow to south park
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Thing You've Heard in A Game   Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:19 pm

((One late night with Chris and Calvin on TF2, I decide to make a Demoman rush.))

THRAWN: "Why are we all Demoman?"
Me: "We're doing a Demoman choreographed to he song 'Where the Hood At' by DMX."
THRAWN: "Oh..."
Me: "Yeah." (I turn on the music.)
THRAWN: "This DMX guy is a very angry man."
Me: "Yeah well it's just a-"
THRAWN: "WHO THE FUCK WENT MEDIC?! THIS IS A NIGGER ONLY ZONE!"
Me: ... (Friended!)
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